If you spent the time on it, you could start a tumblr of butch lesbians that look like Marcus Bachmann. If you applied the same effort to Michele, you'll find plenty of transgendered females. The conclusion that's being drawn is that Marcus and Michele, or M&M if you prefer, are actually a couple of either transgendered or gay Americans that are feverishly anti-gay. Perhaps Marcus, or Marcia, runs his gay-away camps to meet people? I can't figure out how Michele, or should I say, Michael, gets involved. But it happens. You can't be feverishly crazy unless you're actually crazy, or, hiding something.
Also, a raccoon is on average, somewhere north of 20 pounds at full adult weight. If you were to eat one, you'd probably consume around 16,000 calories. If that raccoon was alive while you were eating it, your net caloric intake would be about 15,200 calories. This assumes taking down a raccoon burns the same amount of calories as an hour or so of kickboxing. The theory is built around chasing down a raccoon in a 1,300 square foot, two floor house, after a nuclear holocaust, with temperatures in the mid 90's and very low humidity. The raccoon is quite cagey.
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